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A study by the Environmental Protection Administration (EPA) found that...Chichin (旗津) in Kaohsiung City [was] ranked "average." Five beaches failed the test [including] Shiziwan (西子灣) in Kaohsiung County.... Beaches were rated based on the amount of escherichia coli, a bacteria that leads to intestinal diseases, found in the water.

The report is here. So much for members only.